Y’all….how did we get right here?
DJ Envy is letting us in on a (smelly) secret that was in all probability higher left unsaid, explaining how his bathe habits modified with the assistance of his spouse, Gia Casey.
This dialog is delivered to you by the Tuesday, July 28, episode of The Breakfast Membership. On the present, the crew mentioned a current video from Eric Benét, who posted a clip addressing males who imagine washing their behinds with cleaning soap and water makes them “homosexual,” saying they’re possible closeted. He additionally suggested these males to “wash your a** expeditiously.”
In response to this, DJ Envy admitted that he was as soon as a type of males who didn’t observe correct hygiene. However, with the assistance of his (very affected person) spouse, he realized the way to correctly bathe himself.
“All proper, confession confession. I inform an excessive amount of up right here—my spouse hates it but it surely’s all good,” the radio host started. “So sure, I was the kind of man that didn’t ‘stand up all in there.’ However I by no means considered it. It’s not a dialog to have with the fellas on the barber store after we out and about like, ‘Hey fellas, did you wash your ass?’”
He continued, “In the future me and Gia—this [was] a very long time in the past, you understand, we take showers with one another, we wash one another. And at some point she bought all in there, and I’m like ‘Whoa.’ After which I spotted I’m supposed to clean my a** totally and appropriately. So ever since that I’m like, ‘I wash my a**.’ However you need to stand up all in there, you don’t need smelly a**.”
It is a 48-year-old man, by the best way.
After listening to that story, co-host Jess Hilarious teased Envy about his previous oversight, asking if his spouse needed to “element” his bottom to take away “dingleberries and all of the butt crust” and asking if his boxers was “crunchy on the finish of the night time.”
That’s when Envy clarified that his briefs “aren’t crunchy anymore” as a result of that was when he was youthful.
“Think about how lengthy earlier than that occurred she was actually excited about like actually in all probability breaking apart with you,” Hilarious joked. “That’s in all probability why she didn’t orgasm both.”
Charlamagne Tha God was in disbelief over the entire dialog, including: “I’ve by no means in my life heard this nonsense that y’all are talking this morning…What’s the distinction between washing your a** and masturbating?” he mentioned. “If y’all suppose washing your a** is homosexual, what do y’all suppose masturbation [is]?”
Charlamagne went on to indulge us by detailing his personal hygiene routine, which entails utilizing three separate washcloths for his physique, face, and personal areas.
Glad we bought that every one settled!
Try some reactions to Envy’s reveal after the flip:
